Mzungu Visits Kony Island

Mar. 8 | Rape, multilation, murder and death. Yep! (SNARK MODE ON)  As you well know, Tommunisms has for decades pointed out the atrocities occurring in Uganda by Joseph Kony and his Lord’s Resistance Army, a group of terrorists (or as he says, “freedom...

Semi-Fake News: Local Edition

Feb. 24 | All the news that’s unfit for print: Tommunisms Semi-Fake New Rundown! Maid of the PIssed! DON’T ROCK THE BOAT Hornblower Cruises has been awarded the contract to provide tourist boat rides at the base of Niagara Falls on the Canadian side. This...

Rambling Douchebag NYS Senator Wants Grisanti Incident Investigated

Feb. 15 | 'Whatcha gonna do, when my Senatorial powers come down on you?!?! Will we ever know what truly happened last Friday regarding the altercation between New York Republican State Senator, his wife, and a Seneca Nation businessman and his “associates”?...

Every Sperm Is Sacred

Feb. 6 | Religious persecution against tadpoles Who’s making this a religious issue? The recent mandate by the Obama administration that requires companies who ensure their employees to provide birth control coverage isn’t forcing anyone to use contraception....

Breaking: Susan G. Komen Foundation To Defund All Breast Cancer Research

Feb. 2 | Yes, there will be breast puns... The Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation announced late today that they will immediately suspend all funding related to breast cancer research, treatment and awareness, and will instead focus on what they do best,...