boisemensroom

We are on a mission.

To catch up with… to find… to confront… to have a face to face, with the esteemed Senator from Idaho, the “honorable” Larry Craig.

You remember Larry, don’t you? This fine upstanding, traditional values, pillar of the community type who secretly trolls around public restrooms looking for a quickie before continuing on his merry way. But poor Larry… life finally caught up with him in Minneapolis, when police conducting a sting arrested Larry, while he was passing notes on toilet paper and tapping his shoes in code, all the while seated at the bathroom stall.

So why are we banging on Larry, you wonder? Not because the dude is gay, but because he is one of the worst scum sucking, bottom feeding gays. Instead of just coming to terms with the cards life and nature handed you and celebrating who you are, you find yourself the trophy wife, truck out your 2.3 kids, clutch your rosary beads and invoke God’s name as you trudge off to church, get a job with huge amounts of power and authority, and then use that power and authority to deny gay people the most basic and fundamental rights, dignities and responsibilities that the law affords. And then at the end of the day, you secretly visit men’s toilets, where people go to perform necessary bodily duties, to find other self-loathing types like yourself. Nice!

As we deplaned at Boise Airport, the first stop was the nearest men’s room. Perhaps Larry is holding court in stall #1? Or #2? Maybe doing #2?

We entered, and searched… peering under the partitions, looking for those impeccable shined shoes, tapping away in code while positioned in that wide stance. We even tried passing toilet paper, practicing the technique between ourselves, so if we happen upon Larry, we’ll know exactly what to do. We did garner some attention, one person asked us why we were snapping photos of the men’s restroom, so we figured we better just cut it out.

Alas… No Larry! But we’ve got four whole days here. We will delve into the mind of Larry Craig, anticipating where he might be, and with any luck we will have success. Stay tuned!