Game Seventeen Open Thread: Blue Jackets at Sabres Tonight

Apparently, Columbus (a city in Ohio not named “Cleveland” or “Cincinnati”) has a hockey team! Who knew?

I have to sign off for the day thanks to SonTwo’s pukiness, as I am on kid-sitting duty for the rest of the day. So why not start the open thread a little early?

Updates, links, and Connolly jokes can be inserted in comments.

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  1. Matt S. says:

    Heh.

    Kev said “insert”.

    /Butthead

  2. trevor says:

    Question: What do Tim Connolly and hockey players have in common?

    Answer: Nothing!

  3. so 3 games in a row isn’t enough for you people?

  4. Wolf says:

    Question: What’s the difference between Tim Connolly and my 7 year old daughter?

    Answer: My daughter can take a check without going on IR.

  5. TheTick says:

    So…Barry Melrose back to ESPN?

  6. Red says:

    And the winner is….Matthew Barnaby!!

  7. TheTick says:

    Did all of you get a Sabres Insider survey, and then the offer for discounted tickets? Where it appears you can’t just get tickets for one game?

  8. vtTom says:

    Question: What’s the difference between Tim Connolly and hockey players?

    Lipstick…

  9. twoeightnine says:

    Im feeling a good night. Back at the bar from last year and the bartender is even hotter now.

  10. Susie says:

    hmm…so far, wrong feeling, 289.

  11. Kevin J. says:

    3-freaking 0? Good lord, this sucks, Sorry to say, but Lalime needs to be pulled.

    Also, is there any life in the crowd tonight?

  12. RobQ says:

    i was just thinking that about the crowd. the entire atmosphere has seemed miserable all night.

    also…since FJM is dead, my snark-meter is off -> @TheTick: i didn’t realize The Mullet was axed. wow. what a dysfunctional franchise.

  13. twoeightnine says:

    Who knew a lime = tbone?

  14. Susie says:

    Miller in the second, anyone?

  15. Kevin J. says:

    Easy, twoeightnine; keep your eye on the bartender.

    And yeah, I agree, RobQ; even before Columbus started scoring, I was saying to Val that the crowd seemed quiet, almost dead.

  16. TheTick says:

    Maybe they were looking for Peters v Boll?

    And look at that, Timmy grew a pair and played hurt.

  17. trevor says:

    sorry but those goals aren’t lalime’s fault. lindy is making some piss poor decisions.

    -way to scratch kaleta. we couldn’t use his intensity out there or anything. i’ve seen less standing around at a fucking funeral.

    -apparently lindy’s giving up like he did against ottawa by not pulling lalime. remember what happened to legacy last game after you hung three on him on six shots?

    the goals are the result of little/no backchecking, standing around, and breakdowns in the defensive zone.’

    and i half expected modin to score without his stick.

  18. trevor says:

    susie – the schedule, the schedule! lindy gave it to the goalies at the start of the season. lalime plays tonight, those are the rules! wyan gets a west tonight.

    like you, i assume, i’m hoping for a miracle, but the time to pull lalime would’ve been in the first to embarrass the team in front of the home crowd.

  19. twoeightnine says:

    I wish it wasn’t just my eyes KJ. Unfortunately the place is so busy that our conversations last 15 secs. And to add to the fun one of my old “friends” is now sitting across the bar from me on a date.

  20. Kevin J. says:

    That’s a bit weird, twoeightnine. Do you think this “friend” showing up at the bar was mere coincidence?

  21. Kevin J. says:

    OK, Sekera needs to smack Nash around a bit on that play.

  22. twoeightnine says:

    Definitely. She works in the area and there aren’t many bars here.

  23. Kevin J. says:

    I don’t think Lindy was at fault on that goal.

  24. Kevin J. says:

    Geez, the one night Miller does his hair and he has to go into the nets.

    Well, that sucks anyway, twoeightnine.

  25. vtTom says:

    susie@14 – mid-second…

  26. Susie says:

    I don’t wanna be pessimistic, but it might be too late. Oh well, these guys occasionally surprise us.

  27. trevor says:

    you know what? fuck you buffalo. home all night babysitting and all i ask for is a game that isn’t over in the first fucking period!

    dicks.

    notice every time kevin balls a team they beat the shit out of us?

  28. trevor says:

    if they play like this against the caps in december and i end up totally wasting 95 bucks, there’s gonna be some nudity in the arena.

  29. Kevin J. says:

    Take shrinkage into account, Trevor.

  30. Kevin J. says:

    FREAKING FINALLY!

    Nice goal, better pass from Roy.

    “Plower play?”

  31. Susie says:

    start of a comeback?

  32. toontom says:

    A 5 on 3 and no Vanek? Someone’s in the doghouse.

  33. Rare Upstate Banana Slug says:

    God DAMN!

    Every time I think Buffalo is going to have a promising season (this goes for the Bills too) it turns into shit like this.

    “oh, now we have a good backup goaltender”
    “oh, now we have a strong D/run game”

    You’d think I would know better by now. At least we get to see the “mini-sabres” beat the “mini-flyers” in those blue cross commercials.

  34. vtTom says:

    take a mini-victory everytime you get one!

  35. Susie says:

    @ 33 – My boyfriend’s a Flyers fan. You better bet I point that out to him every time we see those commercials.

  36. Susie says:

    and let’s just give them back the comfy 4 goal cushion.

  37. Kevin J. says:

    Well, the last 14 minutes of this game ought to be a real blast to watch.

  38. twoeightnine says:

    Well we now know that susie is into s&m. And fuck it I’m getting as drunk as Lindy

  39. Kevin J. says:

    We turned to Rachel Maddow for about a minute and it’s now 6-1 and Columbus has a power play? Jumping fuck Jesus, guys; I bet there’s more positive action in the Aud at this moment.

  40. Red says:

    I don’t care if they have a game tomorrow night, Lindy ought to skate these fuckers ’til someone pukes tonight, right after the game. I had a coach that made us do that one game when we decided not to skate for most of the game. He told us that we were going skate hard one way or another, and since we didn’t feel like it during the game he’d take it on himself.

  41. twoeightnine says:

    Max, Peters….. Can we please get Kaleta back in there.

  42. Kevin J. says:

    Anybody think Lalime can get his save percentage up to 50 for tonight?

  43. Susie says:

    “a featherweight fight” – RJ

  44. RobQ says:

    The Glenlivet is the only thing that has made the last 2 hours of my life worthwhile.

  45. twoeightnine says:

    Worst performance in years.

  46. Keller says:

    I mean the Sabres were on the road playing a perennial playoff team with 3 All-Star defenseman….these nights will happen.

  47. jimijames says:

    you dont think he does that

  48. toontom says:

    Let’s bring Portland’s top three lines up and start them behind the Connolly line (only one that was worth a crap last night).

  49. ProudLAX says:

    LET’S GO BANDITS