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Written on Friday, January 12th, 2007 at 4:30pm by Alan Bedenko | 2 Comments

Self-cleaning underwear

With this revolutionary invention, Douglas Hagmann of the “Northeast Intelligence Network“, (the hilarious acronym for which is “NEIN”) and Tom Bauerle can remain vigilant against “terrorist scumbags” 24/7.

Luckily, the underwear is self-cleaning in case the reports from the alleged “confidential sources” get particularly breathless or gnarly.

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2 Comments

  1. Carl says:
    January 12, 2007 at 6:22 pm

    But here’s the most important question:

    Will this be of any use,should either of these two(or,for that matter,anyone who buys it)manage to wind up on Cheaters or one of Maury’s periodical shows using the lie detector to expose same?

  2. Chet Morton says:
    January 12, 2007 at 7:38 pm

    I guess the acronym “NEIN” is better than “NIN”!