Written on Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 at 2:16pm by admin | 2 Comments

Husbands everywhere scream, "No more black licorice!"

I get daily delivery of the Buffalo News but only read it for a few things – Macy’s coupons, SuDoku and the human interest stuff included.

There’s a hilarious piece on page C3 today about using foods to affect sex drive. This poor grandmother is being ravished on daily basis by her horndog husband and she needs it to stop. So what does she do? Write in to the People’s Pharmacy, of course!

Did you know that using black licorice can solve your problems, and allow you to get more housework done?

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2 Comments

  1. eliz says:
    March 22, 2007 at 10:27 pm

    I lurve the People’s Pharmacy. They come on NPR on Saturdays and I always listen as I am usually in the car at that time.

    No wonder my husband hates black licorice.

    Shit.

  2. jen14221 says:
    March 23, 2007 at 10:51 am

    Elizabeth – you can try to slip him Black Licorice tea – I think you can get it in the touchy-feeley section of Wegman’s.

 

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