Happy Mother's Day

Over 95% of Americans have mothers. The other 5% are sons of bitches.

But seriously…

I want to wish my mom a very Happy Mother’s Day, and I’m sorry we weren’t able to see you today. To my wife, Happy Mother’s Day to you, too. I love you with all my heart, and thank you for Maddy and Mia, who brighten our every day.

And a happy day to all the moms reading this, too.