Written on Saturday, May 10th, 2008 at 7:34pm by Alan Bedenko | 11 Comments

Vito Fossella (NY-13): So Into Family Values, He Had Two Families

He’s actually up for re-election this year. How fantastic is that?

The Republican congressman from Staten Island got popped last week for DUI after leaving a bar, and he was bailed out by a woman who lived nearby. Turns out he had an ongoing affair with her, she had a 3-year old daughter by him, and his dad and uncle helped pay the bills for her.

On top of that, he’s a hypocritical and sanctimonious prick:

Fossella banded together last month with a group of lawmakers who demanded HBO apologize for what they called an “offensive anti-Catholic rant” by “Real Time” host Bill Maher. Fossella took HBO to task for “insulting the Pope, mocking the Catholic religion and Catholics.”

Yeah? What’s the Pope’s view on maintaining two families? On adultery? On kids out-of-wedlock? Jerkoff.

He’ll probably resign on Monday.

Will the reason be: I want to spend more time with my families?

Good riddance. Don’t be a moralizing asshole if you can’t back it up.

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11 Comments

  1. Jaquandor says:
    May 10, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    Let’s not forget that this son-of-a-bitch voted for the Defense of Marriage Act, thus keeping his own marriage from being destroyed by the threat of Teh Gay.

  2. Terry says:
    May 11, 2008 at 8:01 am

    One picture speaks a thousand words

  3. mike says:
    May 11, 2008 at 11:26 am

    How is hank going to spin this into being the liberal media’s fault?

  4. LC Scotty says:
    May 11, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    Maybe he’s just so into Mother’s Day that he wanted to celebrate an extra time?

  5. INDC says:
    May 11, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    So, before being pulled over on a DUI, He was at a restaurant (logan Tavern) , in one of DC’s Gayest neighborhoods (Logan Circle). The trendy restaurant has a large gay clientele and is about a hundred feet from a chic gay bar frequented by straight couples. It is located on a street where same sex couples feel very comfortable displaying their affections . After being asked to leave the restaurant because they were passing out he drives off with his equally intoxicated male companioin. Now I am not arriving at any conclusions, but I passed this story by a bartender who works in the neighborhood and he burst out laughing.

  6. chesucks says:
    May 12, 2008 at 9:06 am

    Republican slime goes to jail or will resign in disgrace. Democrat slime runs for President.

  7. Frieda says:
    May 12, 2008 at 9:54 am

    I don’t understand ches??? Didn’t ‘W’ run for office and get elected

  8. hank says:
    May 12, 2008 at 10:30 am

    Mike–just like yourself, some folks don’t need the media to be sanctimonious pricks, jerkoffs and general assmunches.

    No party,secular or ethnic group has all the assholes within their ranks.

  9. hank says:
    May 12, 2008 at 10:34 am

    Frieda–Don’t forget all the “he’s a drunk, he’s a junkie, he’s a cowboy and a fratboy”.

    And the Democrats in Congress stood behind him and said “he’s right, we need to remove Saddam Hussein”.

    They should be better judges of character than to have followed the drunk/junkie/cowboy/fratboy/into Iraq, but they did so like sheep.

    Check your own ranks for REAL character— Ted the Olympic Swimmer Kennedy, Barney Frank, John “redeploy to Okinawa” Murtha,John “I wrote up my own combat medals” Kerry Robert “I’m still in the KKK” Byrd–you know, the real paragons of virtue.

  10. Frieda says:
    May 12, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    Well, at least Murtha and Kerry had the Kahones to serve in a combat situation. Didn’t have big daddy to put them in a cushy stateside RUnit.
    But I do like your list so let me add a few name to it…Larry Craig, David Vitter, (both still in Congress) Tom Delay, Duke Cunningham, Mark Foley, Bob Ney …..

  11. steve says:
    May 12, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Always a fascinating debate…

    “Your party sucks because your dipshits are bigger dipshits than our dipshits.”

 

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