Colin Eager

"Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?"

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I’m Colin, and in my grand tradition of being at least 3-4 years late to everything new, I’ve started a blog. So why a new blog? Two reasons: First, I’m entering the PhD program in history at UB, and will be called on to do a shit-ton of writing. I’m a great writer (duh!) but also a very slow writer, so I’ve decided to make a conscious effort to write everyday in hopes of building up my writerly muscles. And second, my wife told me that Aaron Bartley suggested I should start my own blog. And when the Wizard of the West Side (the Plymouth Poobah?) says jump, I say “how high?!” So here I am. If I’m true to my word, you can expect a daily dose of commentary on politics, typical Buffalo-style insanity, racial formation in the Jacksonian Age, my love of cellophane . . . whatevs. Oh, dear reader, how I envy you . . .

Cutting T.O.

It's not just this hat that makes him look like a dickhead . . .

It's not just this hat that makes him look like a dickhead . . .

With another Bills season going down the drain, it would be nice if the team made some kind of dramatic move to indicate that they know things aren’t working and they want to make a break with the past.  Firing Dick Jauron would do it, but he’d have to be paid the balance of his contract, so we know that won’t be happening.  Cutting Terrell Owens would be a good substitute.

Think about it — why do we need a luxury item like T.O. when the most basic elements of the team aren’t working?  Depending on how you want to look at it, Owens was signed either to open up the offense as a complement to Lee Evans or to help sell tickets.  Well, the tickets have been sold, and Owens has dropped more touchdown passes than hes caught.  Add in the sideline histrionics, showing up his quarterback and the fact that he won’t be a Bill next year anyway, and it’s hard to see why shouldn’t just eat the rest of his contract and send him on his way.

Of course, it looks like the Bills are making a different dramatic move and benching Trent Edwards.  This is a real mistake.  Edwards isn’t a franchise quarterback, but then only 1/3 or so of NFL franchises have one of those.  The rest try and make do with what they have, and Edwards is perfectly make-doable for a team with as many fundamental flaws as the Bills.  Edwards played 3 good quarters on Sunday, while our line play on both sides of the ball was bad from start to finish.  Edwards can serve as a perfectly good caretaker while the team rebuilds its offensive and defensive lines — you know, the core of a football team — and it’s foolish to dump him with no better option in the wings.  Ryan Fitzpatrick is manifestly awful, and I’d hate to see some hotshot quarterback drafted only to take the kind of beating that comes from playing behind Brad Butler or Demetrius Bell.

It’s time to abandon the notion that a change at the skill positions — whether signing T.O. or benching Trent Edwards — can get the Bills over the 7-9 hump, and commit to rebuilding the core of the team.a

2 Comments

  1. Build_it_to_the_Curb! says:

    Is that your answer? When things go wrong, you fire the black man on the periphery? That is SO Racist! Erie County and the City of Buffalo has the highest rate of unemployment among black man and you so casually cast this man out of his well-compensated employment. Who are you, as a white man, to judge his afro-centric performance? Why don’t they fire the white men at the top of the organization? Or the white coach leading the team every week? Why isn’t the CEJ organizing a protest of this racist construct of corporate welfare?

  2. Colin Eager says:

    Shouldn’t satire be funny?