The bullshit detector went off an hour or so ago around the news that the Miami Face Eater’s  autopsy report came back indicating it was only ‘Marijuana’ in Rudy Eugene’s bloodstream.

Talk about a bad case of the munchies:

According to a full toxicology report released Wednesday afternoon by the Miami-Dade medical examiner, the only drug detected in the lifeless body of infamous Miami face-chewer Rudy Eugene was marijuana.

“The department’s toxicology laboratory has identified the active components of marijuana,” the medical examiner said in a statement, according to NBC Miami. “The laboratory has tested for but not detected any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs…This includes cocaine, LSD, amphetamines (Extasy, Meth and others), phencyclidine (PCP or Angel Dust), heroin, oxycodone, Xanax, synthetic marijuana (Spice), and many other similar compounds.”

Meanwhile some other news was making headlines about its legalization:

Think were about to have a national conversation about Marijuana?