1. Less Interesting Person Than Romney Found in Wisconsin
  2. When Romney and Ryan call themselves “America’s Comeback Team,” they mean they want America to come back to 1860.
  3. Official ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 Slogan: AMERICA: NOT RED. NOT BLUE. JUST WHITE.
  4. Since Romney doesn’t care about poor people, he needed to balance the ticket with someone who doesn’t care about old people.
  5. Paul Ryan made all his interns read Ayn Rand. So I guess we know where he stands on torture.