There is no stranger person on earth than a flasher. When they caught one of these perverts exposing himself in Seattle, he told police he was just getting “some sun”. A poor excuse to begin with, made worse by the fact that Seattle has about three sunny days per year.

The best flasher defense ever had to be this one: In 2008, the Houston Chronicle reported on a Texas doctor whose lawyers insisted their client could not have flashed an undercover cop because his penis was too small to be seen. The doctor was convicted of indecent exposure…

Accused Flasher: I Was Just Getting ‘Some Sun’