Whn was the last time Ho-Ho was seen? He eloped with Mayor McCheese…

Where’s Scott Walker when you need him?!

It’s just another example on how the mafia-controlled goons of big organized labor are set to destroy the very fabric of America, one one highly preservative filled, teeth rotting, sugar-filled (and sodium acid pyrophosphate!)individual snack cake at a time. This time, the victim may be little children looking for a quick sugar rush. Big labor is about to murdered Twinkie the Kid.

Hostess filed for bankruptcy protection earlier this year, only 3 years after emerging from a prior bankruptcy (most likely due to Obama and his socialist way). The bankruptcy court gave approval for Hostess Brands to implement a new contract offer to which the corrupt “Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers International Union” has refused to accept, merely because they refuse to tighten their belts and eat their own boot-straps by taking an across the board 8 percent pay cut, a freeze on contributions to a pension plan and exciting changes in work rules that would probably make the factory a whole lot more fun. I mean, the workers cheerfully gave up stuff the last time Hostess declared bankruptcy, and that was only a few years ago. Why so stubborn this time?

As a result, this Wednesday Hostess said if unless enough of the striking workers return to the factory by 5:00 PM today, the company will seek permission from the courts to shut down and liquidate it’s assets. Hostess employs almost 18,000 ungrateful workers.

In response, union head Rocco “The Zinger” Bluntweapon said this of Twinkie the Kid:

“I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Twinkie the Kid, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want Fruit Pie the Magician dead! I want Captain Cupcake dead! I want their houses burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna piss on his delicious creme filling!”

Authorities report that the body of Twinkie the Kid was found outside the abandoned county fairgrounds of Irving, Texas. Cause of death was impalement with a wooden spike, and being deep-fried and covered in powdered sugar…

Welcome to Obama’s America…