On Meet the Press, National Rifle Association president Wayne LaPierre said, “If it’s crazy to call for putting police in and securing our schools to protect our children, then call me crazy.” Okay, Wayne. You’re crazy.

Hoping to hit host David Gregory close to home, the NRA’s LaPierre asserted, “Most of the media, they’re protected by armed guards.” Yeah, sure, that’s true: In peaceful moments, I ask my armed guard to DVR any shows I might miss before we go out together to buy coffee.