I don’t know what’s more bizarre: That there’s a 7 foot tall thief in Chicago stealing from people off one of the trains, or the fact that the Chicago Police can’t catch him. At least we know what Dennis Rodman’s been up to since his retirement…

He should be easy to spot, but a 7-foot-tall robbery suspect in Chicago has eluded police.
The massive man and his partner in crime have pulled off four robberies between Dec. 10 and Dec. 18 on Chicago Transit Authority’s Pink Line, WMAQ-TV reported.

In each incident, the two men jumped out of an arriving train, grabbed someone’s phone and then jumped back inside as the train departed, police said. One man is so tall that his head barely clears the door of the train.