Here’s our next President, Jesse “Conspiracy Theory” Ventura with his future Ambassador to Scotland, Rowdy Roddy Piper. You got to love the cast on Cowboy Bob Orton. That would be the hard cast he wore for about four years, which happened to double as an illegal weapon in the ring. Whenever one of the good guy announcers would question the cast, Ventura would say, “Some injuries just take longer to heal than others”…