If you missed the debate between crazy Kathy Weppner and Congressman Brian Higgins at my alma mater St. Joe’s today, you really didn’t miss much.

Instead of some boring video of the debate or a long winded piece about how crazy Weppner is, we decided to do our recap of the debate with vines. So here are our five favorite moments from today’s debate:

5. Constitutions for Everyone:

4. Ain’t nobody got time for that

3. 2 + 2 = Crazy

2. Say Whaaat???

1. I don’t even like Doritos: