• NBC is offering a new service where they sit behind you in a movie and tell you how it ends.
  • In a sign that the US economy is improving, Romney says he is “seriously considering” putting some of his money in a bank here.
  • The people who demanded to see Obama’s birth certificate don’t seem the slightest bit interested in seeing Romney’s tax returns.
  • Jenna Jameson endorses Romney: “He’s the only person who’s assumed more positions than I have.”