Things that make you go “boom”

In the bitter family rivalry between the son and grandson of the founder of “Ted’s Hot Dogs”, things are about to go nuclear…

As “Theodore’s Red Hots” continues to encroach the territory of rival “Ted’s Hot Dogs” and build new sites all over WNY, Spiro Liaros of “Ted’s” has announced that they have acquired enough Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles to “wipe those usurpers to the charbroil crown right off the goddamn map”

Really red hot…

Theodore Liaros wouldn’t comment on this dramatic turn of events, nor comment on the rumors of their actively seeking chemical weapons as a deterrent…

In related news, the appearance of Cellino and Barnes billboards touting “Don’t Wait: Dial 8″ with their new phone number 888-8888 sends the message to William (“Hurt in a Car?”) Mattar and his 444-4444 number that “It’s on, mutherfucker!”