A father buying his son the South District Council seat is one thing. But can you imagine being handed the keys to a large industrial nation?

I hope for all of our sake, the people pulling Kim Jong Un’s strings are smart enough to keep him from making any real decisions. Can you imagine this rolly Polly dictator authorizing missile deployment? I’ve seen Amish kids whose parents were also first cousins who looked more normal than this North Korean version of State Senator Tim Kennedy.