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Trump snarls in rambling Biden rant as Supreme Court immunity ruling looms
Former President Donald Trump fired off a more than slightly incoherent rant aimed at President Joe Biden on Monday morning, just hours before the Supreme Court was expected to rule on whether he should be afforded immunity for criminal acts he has been accused of committing.
Taking to his Truth Social platform, the now-convicted felon ex-president continued to obsess over last Thursday's debate on CNN by first ranting, "Only three things could have been the reason that Crooked Joe Biden, the worst President in the history of the United States, failed so badly at the debate on Thursday night."
With that, he proceeded in his normal manner by using arbitrary quotation marks, bursts of punctuation and random capitalization by writing, "THEY WERE: 1) 'TRUMP WAS REALLY GREAT!' In all fairness, and I say in complete and total modesty, many, on both sides of the political spectrum, have said it was the greatest single debate performance in the long and storied history of Presidential Debates. Thank you! 2) CROOKED JOE 'CHOKED' LIKE A DOG. 3) JOE IS A COGNITIVE MESS!
"It could be combinations of all three, but ask yourself this question, as a proud citizen of the United States of America (which no longer means a thing, to many, as millions of people flow into our Country, totally unchecked and unvetted!), would you rather have a President who is a CHOKER, or a President who is a COGNITIVE MESS???"
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He then added, "Also, did my Debate Performance play a role in Joe’s total 'disembowelment' before the World? Our Fake Historians over at CNN & MSDNC would like to know???"
