Hey, Collins! Where’s the scotch?

And now for your exclusive Tommu-Weather forecast for Saturday, October 6th for the Buffalo area.

Although it will be chilly and damp due to rain showers today, you can still expect to see a bright orange ball of hot gas in town early this morning. This is because House Majority Leader John Boehner will be in town today, stumping for Chris Collins in his congressional bid at a early morning fundraiser.

Later, Boehner will be appearing with state Republican Party chair Ed Cox as the duo is headlining the “Dicks for Collins” fundraiser at Samuel’s Grande Manor in Clarence.

Additional rain may fall later, but it may also just be Boehner’s tears, which fall at the drop of a hat. How to tell the difference? His tears taste like scotch…